Email of the Week- "From Paris with (vomit)"

"Who can ever say no to the young woman you are?
You are the woman I would like to spend thousands of years with.
hi,
my name is jack and would like to get to know you, skype, messenger, phone.
I am a French American.
I can move and travel easily as I am a journalist, a writer and a translator.
I am alone in Paris and I feel lonely quite often and I would like to share a lot of things with yoooooooooooooooooooooooooou.
By the way, I have always been told that I do excellent massage.
à bientôt"

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Correction, AU REVIOR!!
... why am suddenly receiving lots of SlimY messages from Paris these days? ... Je ne vous aime pas! arrêt!